I have a cat now. She’s cute and loves it when I cuddle her. Whenever I see her I cry and say no pls don’t pls don’t kill me and she says eat this knife and then I eat it then she says now die and then she stabs me and then as I’m slowly dying she tells me how she brutally tortured my family and my sister died because she said she wanted to see mommy and then I die
Also here’s a picture of my cat.
Positron832
So that's how the saying that the dog is "man's best friend" came to be!