Total Medals Earned: 373 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,590 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Hey look there's more than one of me
So trapping them and not letting them finish is okay?
You completed the game
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Play the game
Defeat the girl boss
Medals Earned: 6/13 (165/475 points)
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/100 points)
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!