A child (who for the sake of this story will stay anonymous) was just studying for his exam when he suddenly realized he was bored. The boy would usually fall asleep as soon as he gets bored. He was in a state of panic all of a sudden, as his exam was tomorrow and his parents told home that if he gets good grades in the exam, then they’ll buy him a new laptop since his older laptop just refuses to work. Nothing was more important to him than the laptop.
Anyways, he was panicking. He can't spare to get bored and fall asleep! But what can he do to suppress his boredom?
Then, he got an idea: he shall go to The Cult of Anti-Boredom. So he quickly ran there. Cult meetings were usually held at the abandoned morgue. He went there and found the cult cursing the evil that was boredom. They spoke of boredom as if it was the devil himself! Then they noticed the young boy standing there, watching them. One of them asked the boy what was he doing there. The boy replied that he wanted to join the cult. They replied with a yes, since they wanted to teach the youth The Ways of Anti-Boredom.
It had been a long 20 minutes, but after that, the boy was ready. So he went back to his studies and he was able to study without getting bored once. When he was finally done, it was night, so it was appropriate that he went to sleep, but there was one problem: he couldn't sleep. Because he can't get bored, he can't get to sleep. So he had no choice but to go out at night and meet the cult again. So he met the cult again and asked them to make him normal again, but they replied that once he’s made un-bored he can't go back to being bored again. The boy was disappointed. He needed to sleep so that he can perform well in the exam tomorrow. That’s when all of a sudden, Boredom itself came to his house. The boy asked Boredom to make him bored again so that he can go to sleep. Boredom said he’ll do so, but only when the boy denounces his membership in The Cult of Anti-Boredom. He quickly shouted his denouncement of the cult. But then, all of a sudden, the house was being raided by none other than The Cult of Anti-Boredom itself! But it was too late; the child was bored again. Angry, the cult quickly swarmed against boredom, and they fought all night, only for both parties to be tired. Meanwhile, the child quickly went to sleep.
The next day, the child woke up and went to school and did his exam. He aced it. He was overjoyed, so overjoyed that he even started his cult called The Cult of Not-Being-Bored-For-Exams-While-Being-Bored-Only-For-Sleeping, or The Cult of NBBFEWBBOFS for short.
The End.
